Archive for July, 2005

Strawberries

This morning I got up and pottered around like you do on a Sunday.  Of course it was slightly earier than I had hoped to be getting up due to my BIL ringing me to ask why I was still in bed when everyone else was up?  Being half asleep, I was a bit confused by this, wondering if I was supposed to be somewhere else.  Then it turned out he had pressed the wrong number on speed dial and it wasnt me at all that should be up LOL

So anyway after that, I got to pottering about, playing with the computer, tweaking things etc and drinking decaf.  Then out of the blue the power cut out with no warning whatsoever.  Now last Saturday it was out for 8 hours but at least they gave me advance warning. Today nothing and I hadnt even had my breakfast.  Now I couldn’t boil a kettle, make toast, heat up anything, watch tv, dvd, listen to music, vacuum (and I so wanted to) because the whole stupid house is electric.  So after my computer battery died I went for a wander out in the garden as the sun was shining and it wasnt too cold.

I have strawberries in my garden.  It’s a hardy plant the strawberry plant, that’s all I can say.  I planted them about 3 years ago and they have had no care and attention ever since.  They survive through all weather, snow, frost, rain, wind and every year there are more and more of them.  Now these strawberries are not those very pretty, large one you see in the supermarket.  These strawberries are a bit rough round the edges but OMG they are the sweetest strawberries I have ever tasted!!!  So there I was wandering up the path, fighting past the nettles to pick the strawberries, and just eating them straight off the plant.  Ah bliss.  Well bliss until I pulled the stalk off one of them and was just about to pop it in my mouth, when this little grub/wormy looking thing reared its little black head (where’s the shocked smiley when you need one?)  So anyway ‘what did you do?’ you’re asking, well I lifted it out and set it down on a nice flower and I ate the strawberry :)  Let’s face it I had probably already eaten a couple of the little creatures already (I hope not since I don’t eat meat but it was accidental).

Hungry

I am starving!  Not in a starving people in Africa way, but I am very hungry.  I still have no working fridge and lost all the food in the fridge and the freezer (it’s a long story but I had nowhere to put it and no way of getting it there if I did)

So dilemma, do I go boil up some simple but boring pasta and have um nothing on it or do I venture OUT to the local takeaway on the bus and get myself something a bit more exciting, but possibly cold by the time I catch the return bus?

From The Guardian

Ok not that I was hurt by the superficial and narcissistic comment but here is some info on blogs…  we are not all narcissistic superficial losers you know!

Thursday April 8, 2004
The Guardian

The weblog has justifiably been celebrated as a new publishing platform. But writers are beginning to see that it also has the potential to be a new fictional form. This is one of the lessons of Belle de Jour, the much hyped “blog of a London call girl”. The anonymous prostitute’s diary is a familiar genre in erotic fiction, one that, in print, probably wouldn’t float many boats these days.

But via the blog form’s sense of immediacy, Belle de Jour has revived the cliches so successfully that publishers are offering six-figure advances and journalists are desperate to find out who the real Belle de Jour is. But her real identity, call girl or literary hoaxer, is something of a side issue. The blog gets so much attention because, with its teasing sequence of daily “entries”, it tells an old story in a new way.

In other words, blogs aren’t just about factual journalism. They’re about fictional narrative, too. Writers have always used the net to distribute novels and poems that could appear in print. But there’s a tradition of experimenting with online forms such as email and chatrooms to tell stories that could only work online. Writers are taking this further by working with blogs. Indeed, with their short daily entries, reader feedback and links to the net, blogs seem purpose-built for creating episodic stories.

Jill Walker, a specialist in interactive and online narrative, based at the University of Bergen in Norway http://huminf.uib.no/~jill, says many writers see blogs as a natural way to update/extend the traditional fictional diary (eg Bridget Jones’s Diary). “But what’s genuinely new about blog fictions is their use of the network.” Most blog fictions haven’t really used the net yet, she continues. “Imagine a fictional blogger who left comments in other people’s blogs, chatted with people, and responded to reader comments as the story unfolded.”

Blog fictions pose specific challenges for authors. Some readers visit them every day and hence end up following a standard narrative chronology, but others arrive mid-story. “So each entry needs to be self-contained, while providing access to other posts that explain more details, either by linking or encouraging the reader to peruse the archives,” says Walker.

Diego Doval grappled with this in his “blognovel” Plan B. An episodic office comedy that took readers into the mind of a stressed cubicle jockey, it went online in 2002. Doval says he “wanted to see what the medium could do” and tried to create a story people could enter at any point and still make sense of. He used links not to connect to real sites but to take readers to details from the back-story that might explain that day’s events.

Blogging’s sense of immediacy was key. He didn’t plan a story in advance, but improvised each day. Though readers don’t “direct” the story, the response from them every day probably did have an effect. “When you’re writing, there is a kind of idealised reader in your mind. Here, the idealised reader becomes very real. It’s all these people sending email and commenting on their own blogs.”

Rob Wittig’s blogfiction is closer to weblogs in form and feel. A fictional group weblog, it features entries by Wittig and two friends who aren’t real, though, Wittig jokes, at times they doubt his own reality. Even as they map out the friendship among the three bloggers, the blog entries link to real-world events.

Wittig, who has written email and web-based narratives before, says he’ll incorporate and respond to reader comments within the story. He compares blog fictions to 18th-century pamphleteering. “Addison, Steele, Dr Johnson and the rest would invent a persona, the Spectator or the Rambler, who was mostly the author, but partly fictionalised, and then comment on events that were either real, partly fictionalised or wholly fictionalised. The fictionalising was done in part to skirt lawsuits and, in part, as the novelist does, to create a fiction exemplary of fact.”

Both Plan B and robwit.net create a strong sense of character and via that generate a kind of emergent story. Other blog fictions (eg www.ftrain.com) showcase lots of different micro-narratives, says Jill Walker, but reading them is “very different to reading scattered short short stories in a literary magazine. Visiting FTrain is like visiting the author’s home. You get a sense of continuity that’s important.”

Online since 1997, Paul Ford’s FTrain mixes and links stories, personal commentary, non-fiction and contributions from fictional characters. As such, it’s more complex than a blog, says Ford. “Blog structure is simpler,” he explains. “It’s blocks of text tagged by date, and category, and a few other kinds of relational data. Blogs are text stored in a database, but Ftrain is a database unto itself, and is defined in terms of itself. So, in a way, it’s my map of reality.” It’s also part of an ongoing attempt, he continues, “to create a publishing system that will give readers a rich reading experience, and one that will take full advantage of the web.”

Blogs are now so familiar that print writers are imitating them. An Opening Act of Unspeakable Evil, the fourth novel by Canadian author Jim Munroe takes the form of a blog roommatefromhell.net ) written by a woman worried that her Goth flatmate is genuinely demonic. Munroe was tempted to make fun of blogging’s stylistic tics. “But I tried to stay away from broader humour to look at how the character, a woman in her early 30s, uses the blog to explore her need to be public and private at the same time.”

Appropriately enough, when the novel comes out in the US and Canada in September, Munroe will post the 100 entries that make up the story, one a day, on a real blog. He’s also planning to add photos and links to fake sites connected to the story. “There’ll also be an Is She or Isn’t She? feature, where readers can vote on whether the roommate is, in fact, a demon. Depending on how the vote goes, I’ll be writing and posting a bonus story that won’t be in the print version.”

Munroe’s novel shows how blogs have become part of the cultural landscape. Rob Wittig thinks that blog fiction will become similarly popular. “I can easily see blog fiction becoming part of everyday computer-literate life, especially for the twentysomething generation. So much of their social life is being lived in messages already.” Others suggest it will take a while for things to develop. The personal diary seems to work well in blog form at the moment, says Paul Ford. “But I don’t think we have any way of knowing, just yet, what other sorts of stories are going to work. It’s still too new.”

· Jim McClellan is researching online narrative as part of a three-month post as interactive writer-in-residence at the BBC, attached to the Writers Room website: http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom

Fwit blog

I asked someone last night what they thought of blogs in general and was told that they were superficial and narcissistic.

Ouch!

Too bad given that I just started one LOL

But then I’m not either of those two things, so maybe they would have a different opinion if I had told them I had one too.

Course I didn’t tell them after that comment.

I’m quite new to the whole blogging thing not really having read many or really understood the need to share such information with the web community at large.  Some of the few blogs I have read are celebrity or celebrity-wannabee blogs and on the whole are a major embarrassment.  Laurell K Hamilton springs to mind.  For those of you who don’t know her, she is a mediocre author of let’s call it vampire fiction meets Debbie Does Dallas.  If they ever make a movie then I suggest a Linda Lovelace clone for the main character role.
Anyway, so there is this author, she *did* write fairly good ‘preternatural’ mysteries until she decided to turn her female lead into a porn star wannabee.  She has a website and a blog and until recently a message board, but they took that down due to all the, let’s call it ‘heated debates’ between the ‘troo fans’ and the ‘disenchanted’ fans.  The chief moderator, also had a lot to do with the final demise of the MB, banning people for rules that they alledgedly broke but said rules didn’t actually appear on the MB until AFTER the banning took place, that kinda thing.

So anyway, I digress.  The point is she has a blog.  I can’t read it anymore.  It tells of how hard she finds everything, life, being a mother, how wonderful her sex life is, how she likes to be contrary and write the way she does to spite people, how she is a victim of internet rumour and speculation and that has nothing to do with the TMI she puts in her blog, newsletter etc, how if we don’t like the books we don’t need to read them, how we are all self-loathing masochists, how difficult it is to write a blog and so on and so forth.  Like I said, I just can’t read it anymore.  It reminds me too much of the title of this blog.

Recently I have read some blogs from the non-famous and I found them much more interesting.  I guess you would appreciate them more if you’d ever kept a diary, as the concept is similar in a lot of ways, but then it also depends what people chose to make their blog about.  Sometimes it is very diary-like, a daily/weekly journal of life events, and sometimes it is just random stuff or about a particular topic.   There are a number of blogs about computers I noticed, and they can be very helpful.

I was reading one blog and the person was cataloging the process of building their new house complete with pictures at every stage.  Probably this was mainly for their friends and family to keep track of but I still found it interesting even though I don’t know them.

Anyway, superficial or not, I think I’m gettin hooked so I’m off to find more LOL  If I find any good ones I will list them in the blogroll on the right hand side.

meaw

Ok, so things are looking up. I managed to not only change the background to black etc, but also add my header pic AND add additional links back to the other sections of the site (see purple links to Forum, Gallery and Home) oh and yeah, if you click on the header it also takes you to the main site.

I feel quite good about things now.

Tomorrow I might have a good at brand new template from scratch. :D

Also today I got some photos of Melbourne uploaded to the gallery.  It’s not much, just 24 photos, but its a start.

I have been promoting the website every way I know how but its pretty slow going and a lot of work for a small result so far.  I know its early days yet but I get stressed about things like this.

Anyway, its late and I need to get some sleep.

Puzzling

meaw

Well its been a slightly better day today.

I learned some new stuff and got some photos loaded to the gallery.

Next job is to change the template and the colours etc and then do the same with this.  I like the black but I’m having trouble with loading images to it so it looks a bit… well stark really.

It’s the end of July and it’s raining and cold and I had even to put the heating on.  How screwed up is the weather?

I am now looking forward to a cold, lonely weekend with no food (see previous blog re broken fridge) its tragic really.

I may have to go out.

A rough couple of days

meaw

I hate it when things don’t go right.

I hate it when people seem to hate me

I especially hate it when things all go wrong at the same time.

The power went off, the phone is playing up and now the fridge is broken.  I had to throw everything out that was in the freezer - waste of food and waste of money - and now will have to get a new fridge.  I cant afford a fridge right now :(

I am setting up this site which is fun for the most part…until things go wrong or don’t work.  I’ve had two days of  ‘things not working’ and I’m very tired and very irritable and I seem to have spent hours in front of this screen with very little to show for it.

So… I give up and I’m going to sleep

Maybe I’ll wake up and this will all be a bad dream