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new site new blog

Well this is the first blog I have written in a while – I have just been too busy lately to even gather my thoughts – never mind put them into words.

I don’t have a lot of time now or a lot to say lol but I just wanted to get something down and maybe I can come back later and add some more.

The site is being redone – I had been working on this since xmas – but I had some delays and a change of heart, so not much was done since then, and now everything that I had done, is having to be redone again and in another format haha

So anyway this will keep me busy for a while but hopefully it will be worth it when I’m finished :)

The worst blogger in the world

It’s official, as I look at this blog, I realise that I am the worst blogger in the world lol

I have no excuse, except that I’ve been too busy to think about it – and not busy doing anything interesting either!

Anyway new year, new me, new blog , new reasons to procrastinate and new ways of wasting more time haha!

the fuckwit blog

The fuckwit blog

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Somer Solstise
Happy Summmer Soulstisce! Yes, I know that yesterday was officially the beginning of summer, but I was much too bisy being important to remember and Darla had to poke me.   Today actually has about a minute more sunlight, cause I have time on my hands to measure such things instead of trudging through this damned book, and it’s full moon tonight.
A very good and powerful night for hot monkey sex with jon-jon, I’m sure it will be magic and involve ritual sacrifice.  I also find that summer solstice is a good time of the year for taking stock of what you’ve accomplished already this year – piss off all my fans, watch my PA meltdown in public, get jon-jon his first long pants -  and what you want to do with the rest of the year – make more money, find a diet and exercise-free way to lose this damn baby fat even though Trinity is, well I cant remember how old.
The first crops of the year have been gathered for real, and I have really come a cropper myself once or twice already this year.   Goals met, people helped, new projects begun, nope didnt manage ANY of that stuff.   Sometimes deciding to piss off my fans and fill my books full of pointless meaningless sex is as important as deciding to reward myself for a job well done with some hot monkey sex with jon-jon.   No, is a valid answer, and I use it often – no jon-jon, not tonight, no Darla, I wont come to the message board, no publisher, I DO NOT need an editor.
I think most of our lives would be better if we said no a little more often to all the demands on our time and energies. The light lasts the longest today, the night the shortest, so jon-jon and I will have to be quick with the hot monkey sex tonight. It is traditionally a time of celebration, and great joy. At some deep level you all feel the magic of my hot monkey sex with jon-jon, I know you do!. We’re warm, we have food, and the long hard *insert euphemism for nob here* is far away. We feel the need to celebrate with some hot monkey sex, whether it is a vacation, or a cook-out. Whatever your version of celebration is go enjoy some hot monkey sex and think of me on this the longest day of the year.   *goes off to have hot monkey sex with jon-jon and a few of his little friends*
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From The Guardian

Ok not that I was hurt by the superficial and narcissistic comment but here is some info on blogs…  we are not all narcissistic superficial losers you know!

Thursday April 8, 2004
The Guardian

The weblog has justifiably been celebrated as a new publishing platform. But writers are beginning to see that it also has the potential to be a new fictional form. This is one of the lessons of Belle de Jour, the much hyped “blog of a London call girl”. The anonymous prostitute’s diary is a familiar genre in erotic fiction, one that, in print, probably wouldn’t float many boats these days.

But via the blog form’s sense of immediacy, Belle de Jour has revived the cliches so successfully that publishers are offering six-figure advances and journalists are desperate to find out who the real Belle de Jour is. But her real identity, call girl or literary hoaxer, is something of a side issue. The blog gets so much attention because, with its teasing sequence of daily “entries”, it tells an old story in a new way.

In other words, blogs aren’t just about factual journalism. They’re about fictional narrative, too. Writers have always used the net to distribute novels and poems that could appear in print. But there’s a tradition of experimenting with online forms such as email and chatrooms to tell stories that could only work online. Writers are taking this further by working with blogs. Indeed, with their short daily entries, reader feedback and links to the net, blogs seem purpose-built for creating episodic stories.

Jill Walker, a specialist in interactive and online narrative, based at the University of Bergen in Norway http://huminf.uib.no/~jill, says many writers see blogs as a natural way to update/extend the traditional fictional diary (eg Bridget Jones’s Diary). “But what’s genuinely new about blog fictions is their use of the network.” Most blog fictions haven’t really used the net yet, she continues. “Imagine a fictional blogger who left comments in other people’s blogs, chatted with people, and responded to reader comments as the story unfolded.”

Blog fictions pose specific challenges for authors. Some readers visit them every day and hence end up following a standard narrative chronology, but others arrive mid-story. “So each entry needs to be self-contained, while providing access to other posts that explain more details, either by linking or encouraging the reader to peruse the archives,” says Walker.

Diego Doval grappled with this in his “blognovel” Plan B. An episodic office comedy that took readers into the mind of a stressed cubicle jockey, it went online in 2002. Doval says he “wanted to see what the medium could do” and tried to create a story people could enter at any point and still make sense of. He used links not to connect to real sites but to take readers to details from the back-story that might explain that day’s events.

Blogging’s sense of immediacy was key. He didn’t plan a story in advance, but improvised each day. Though readers don’t “direct” the story, the response from them every day probably did have an effect. “When you’re writing, there is a kind of idealised reader in your mind. Here, the idealised reader becomes very real. It’s all these people sending email and commenting on their own blogs.”

Rob Wittig’s blogfiction is closer to weblogs in form and feel. A fictional group weblog, it features entries by Wittig and two friends who aren’t real, though, Wittig jokes, at times they doubt his own reality. Even as they map out the friendship among the three bloggers, the blog entries link to real-world events.

Wittig, who has written email and web-based narratives before, says he’ll incorporate and respond to reader comments within the story. He compares blog fictions to 18th-century pamphleteering. “Addison, Steele, Dr Johnson and the rest would invent a persona, the Spectator or the Rambler, who was mostly the author, but partly fictionalised, and then comment on events that were either real, partly fictionalised or wholly fictionalised. The fictionalising was done in part to skirt lawsuits and, in part, as the novelist does, to create a fiction exemplary of fact.”

Both Plan B and robwit.net create a strong sense of character and via that generate a kind of emergent story. Other blog fictions (eg www.ftrain.com) showcase lots of different micro-narratives, says Jill Walker, but reading them is “very different to reading scattered short short stories in a literary magazine. Visiting FTrain is like visiting the author’s home. You get a sense of continuity that’s important.”

Online since 1997, Paul Ford’s FTrain mixes and links stories, personal commentary, non-fiction and contributions from fictional characters. As such, it’s more complex than a blog, says Ford. “Blog structure is simpler,” he explains. “It’s blocks of text tagged by date, and category, and a few other kinds of relational data. Blogs are text stored in a database, but Ftrain is a database unto itself, and is defined in terms of itself. So, in a way, it’s my map of reality.” It’s also part of an ongoing attempt, he continues, “to create a publishing system that will give readers a rich reading experience, and one that will take full advantage of the web.”

Blogs are now so familiar that print writers are imitating them. An Opening Act of Unspeakable Evil, the fourth novel by Canadian author Jim Munroe takes the form of a blog roommatefromhell.net ) written by a woman worried that her Goth flatmate is genuinely demonic. Munroe was tempted to make fun of blogging’s stylistic tics. “But I tried to stay away from broader humour to look at how the character, a woman in her early 30s, uses the blog to explore her need to be public and private at the same time.”

Appropriately enough, when the novel comes out in the US and Canada in September, Munroe will post the 100 entries that make up the story, one a day, on a real blog. He’s also planning to add photos and links to fake sites connected to the story. “There’ll also be an Is She or Isn’t She? feature, where readers can vote on whether the roommate is, in fact, a demon. Depending on how the vote goes, I’ll be writing and posting a bonus story that won’t be in the print version.”

Munroe’s novel shows how blogs have become part of the cultural landscape. Rob Wittig thinks that blog fiction will become similarly popular. “I can easily see blog fiction becoming part of everyday computer-literate life, especially for the twentysomething generation. So much of their social life is being lived in messages already.” Others suggest it will take a while for things to develop. The personal diary seems to work well in blog form at the moment, says Paul Ford. “But I don’t think we have any way of knowing, just yet, what other sorts of stories are going to work. It’s still too new.”

· Jim McClellan is researching online narrative as part of a three-month post as interactive writer-in-residence at the BBC, attached to the Writers Room website: http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom

Fwit blog

I asked someone last night what they thought of blogs in general and was told that they were superficial and narcissistic.

Ouch!

Too bad given that I just started one LOL

But then I’m not either of those two things, so maybe they would have a different opinion if I had told them I had one too.

Course I didn’t tell them after that comment.

I’m quite new to the whole blogging thing not really having read many or really understood the need to share such information with the web community at large.  Some of the few blogs I have read are celebrity or celebrity-wannabee blogs and on the whole are a major embarrassment.  Laurell K Hamilton springs to mind.  For those of you who don’t know her, she is a mediocre author of let’s call it vampire fiction meets Debbie Does Dallas.  If they ever make a movie then I suggest a Linda Lovelace clone for the main character role.
Anyway, so there is this author, she *did* write fairly good ‘preternatural’ mysteries until she decided to turn her female lead into a porn star wannabee.  She has a website and a blog and until recently a message board, but they took that down due to all the, let’s call it ‘heated debates’ between the ‘troo fans’ and the ‘disenchanted’ fans.  The chief moderator, also had a lot to do with the final demise of the MB, banning people for rules that they alledgedly broke but said rules didn’t actually appear on the MB until AFTER the banning took place, that kinda thing.

So anyway, I digress.  The point is she has a blog.  I can’t read it anymore.  It tells of how hard she finds everything, life, being a mother, how wonderful her sex life is, how she likes to be contrary and write the way she does to spite people, how she is a victim of internet rumour and speculation and that has nothing to do with the TMI she puts in her blog, newsletter etc, how if we don’t like the books we don’t need to read them, how we are all self-loathing masochists, how difficult it is to write a blog and so on and so forth.  Like I said, I just can’t read it anymore.  It reminds me too much of the title of this blog.

Recently I have read some blogs from the non-famous and I found them much more interesting.  I guess you would appreciate them more if you’d ever kept a diary, as the concept is similar in a lot of ways, but then it also depends what people chose to make their blog about.  Sometimes it is very diary-like, a daily/weekly journal of life events, and sometimes it is just random stuff or about a particular topic.   There are a number of blogs about computers I noticed, and they can be very helpful.

I was reading one blog and the person was cataloging the process of building their new house complete with pictures at every stage.  Probably this was mainly for their friends and family to keep track of but I still found it interesting even though I don’t know them.

Anyway, superficial or not, I think I’m gettin hooked so I’m off to find more LOL  If I find any good ones I will list them in the blogroll on the right hand side.

Member Blog

meaw

Well so far so good.  It seems to work.  Hello!  This is my first blog attempt so don’t expect too much because I am still finding my way around the software.

This blog belongs to the empireofthecat and any members of that site can sign up and blog themselves if you’re into that kind of thing that is.

I don’t have much else to add except that my life is filled with coding at the moment while I get my site up and running.  I go to bed thinking about coding and I wake up thinking about coding, and inbetween, I dream about coding!

Anyway, welcome to my blog.

Elliel

Empire of the Cat

Wow, well I finally did it and got my own domain name.  I was running the Empire of the Cat Banner Shop forum for a few months but I decided I wanted to do something more, so I decided to take the plunge and do it for real!  So now we have a proper forum with a very simple address – and I like simple addresses!  Might keep the banner shop running separately as people are used to it and where it is, or maybe we could merge it all together into one, guess we’ll see how it goes.

So this is the blog part of the site.  We also have the forum and probably a gallery, once I get Coppermine up and running, and then link them altogether.  Haven’t decided what to do with the blog as you can have more than one author, so I might open it up to the forum members too if they want to blog, but then lots of people who want to blog already have their own blogs, so we will see how it goes and maybe link to them… early days yet.